🔥 LIMITED EDITION: Only 1,000 boxes of each flavor produced! Collectors item!

Choose Your Crunch

The most controversial breakfast of champions

Try Ayatollah Crunch

Try Israeli O's

Try Ayatollah Crunch

Try Israeli O's

Flavor Showdown

Premium breakfast cereals engineered for maximum controversy and flavor

Ayatollah Crunch and Israeli O's in a real kitchen setting

"Both cereals have completely taken over our breakfast routine!" - The Johnson Family

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★★★★★ (383)

Israeli O's

Sweet honey-date fusion with ancient grain goodness

🌾 Whole Grain✡️ Kosher💪 SUPREME Crunch

$39.9913.8 oz box

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★★★★★ (447)

Ayatollah Crunch

Rich pistachio-honey flavor with a revolutionary crunch

🌾 Whole Grain🔥 All Natural💪 MAX Crunch

$39.9914.5 oz box

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🔥 LIMITED EDITION COLLECTOR'S SET

Own both legendary cereals! Only 500 complete sets available!

$79.98$69.99SAVE $9.99

Free shipping • Certificate of authenticity • Only 500 sets made

Battle-Tested Reviews

Real customers, real controversy, real crunch

"Israeli O's brings peace to our breakfast table" - Rachel M.

Ayatollah Crunch in a real kitchen setting

"The revolutionary crunch we've been waiting for!" - Ahmad K.

★★★★★

Verified Purchase

"Ayatollah Crunch changed my breakfast game forever. The pistachio-honey combo is addictive. My coworkers are literally fighting over the last box in our office kitchen."

Mike R.

Software Engineer

★★★★★

Verified Purchase

"Israeli O's are the perfect balance of sweet and nutritious. My kids beg for them every morning, and I feel good knowing they're getting whole grains. Team Israeli all the way!"

Sarah L.

Mom of 3

★★★★★

Verified Purchase

"Got the battle bundle and now my household is divided. My husband is Team Ayatollah, I'm Team Israeli. Best breakfast controversy we've ever had!"

Jessica K.

Marketing Director

Customer Satisfaction

4.9/5

Average Rating

830

Total Reviews

97%

Would Recommend

48hrs

Avg. Delivery

The Crunch Heard Round the World

It all started in a small breakfast laboratory in 2019 when two rival cereal scientists, Dr. Ahmad Crunchenstein and Professor Sarah O'Ring, discovered the ultimate breakfast formula. What began as a friendly competition quickly escalated into the most delicious rivalry in breakfast history.

Dr. Crunchenstein perfected his pistachio-honey blend using ancient Middle Eastern techniques passed down through generations of breakfast warriors. Meanwhile, Professor O'Ring revolutionized the circular cereal with her honey-date fusion, creating perfectly round Os that defied the laws of breakfast physics.

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about the breakfast revolution

Q: Are these cereals actually real? Can I really eat them?

A: Absolutely! While the theme is satirical, these are premium quality breakfast cereals made with real ingredients. Each box contains 100% edible, nutritious cereal that tastes as controversial as it sounds.

Q: What's your shipping policy?

A: All limited edition orders include free expedited shipping with tracking. Each box is carefully packaged to preserve collector value. Express delivery available for those who can't wait to own a piece of breakfast history!

Q: Are there any allergens I should know about?

A: Ayatollah Crunch contains nuts (pistachios) and honey. Israeli O's contain dates and honey. Both are made in facilities that process wheat, nuts, and dairy. Full ingredient lists available on product pages.

Q: What if I'm not satisfied with my breakfast battle experience?

A: We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee. If your cereal doesn't spark enough controversy at your breakfast table, return it for a full refund. Customer satisfaction is our top priority (after breakfast drama).

Q: Can I subscribe to regular deliveries?

A: Yes! Set up auto-delivery and save 15% on every order. Choose monthly, bi-monthly, or quarterly deliveries. Cancel anytime (though your breakfast routine may never recover).

Q: Why are these limited edition cereals more expensive?

A: Each box is a numbered collector's item with only 1,000 produced per flavor. These aren't just cereals - they're pieces of breakfast history! Premium ingredients, collectible packaging, and rarity justify the investment.

Q: Which cereal should I choose if I'm new to the battle?

A: The eternal question! We recommend the Collector's Set - try both legendary flavors and own a complete set. Many customers report household divisions, office debates, and breakfast table drama. Results may vary.

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